Free anti-bid sponsor board
Your brand, stuck to the money object scammers want.
Every other sponsor wall runs an auction and calls it hype. This one is a rotating 3D piggy bank with six oversized decal spots, all priced at exactly zero, handed out at random. Fill it and a fresh piggy comes out of the kiln.
Your browser blocked WebGL, so the piggy is resting. The board below still works.
The board
Six spots, live.
Two prime belly spots and four on the upper and lower flank, in a roomy 2 × 3 grid. Ranked by actual clicks — the only number here that isn't decorative.
| Spot | Size | Held by | Actual clicks | Action |
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How it works
Three steps, zero invoices.
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1
Spin your spot
The board rolls a free spot for you and keeps the two flanks balanced. You cannot pick, pay for, or outbid your way into a better number.
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2
Upload the artwork
Drop in a PNG, JPG, WebP or SVG. It gets laid into a die-cut vinyl decal and projected onto the piggy's actual surface, so it curves with the body and catches the same glaze.
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Count real clicks
Every spot starts at zero. The counter only moves when a human opens your link. When all six are taken, a fresh piggy starts and the board rolls on.
What a spot actually is
The decal, specced.
No mystery placements, no "premium visibility multiplier". Here is the whole product.
- Price
- $0. There is no upgrade tier, because there is no tier.
- Surface
- Projected onto the real piggy geometry, so it curves with the body instead of floating over it.
- Sizes
- Two Large (0.76 × 0.42) and four Medium (0.68 × 0.36) in piggy units, split evenly across the left and right halves of the flank.
- Artwork
- PNG, JPG, WebP or SVG up to 2 MB, resampled to 1000 × 620 before printing.
- Link
- One outbound URL, opened in a new tab, counted once per real click.
- Storage
- This prototype keeps the board in your own browser. Nothing is uploaded anywhere.
Questions & answers
Yes, it is really free.
What's the catch?
There isn't one, and that's the joke. Sponsor boards normally run a fake auction to manufacture urgency. This one removes the money and keeps the only part that was ever real: a picture, a link, and a click count.
Why can't I choose my spot number?
Because choosing is where the upsell starts. The board rolls a free spot, nudged toward whichever side of the piggy has fewer decals, so the object stays balanced.
Can I outbid someone?
No. Every spot costs the same $0, and a claimed spot stays claimed until the piggy fills up and a new one starts.
What counts as an actual click?
Someone opening a sponsor's detail card and pressing the outbound link. Impressions, hovers and scroll depth are not clicks, no matter what a media kit says.
What happens when the piggy is full?
The board resets, the piggy number goes up, and six fresh spots open. Nothing carries over — including your click count.
Is my image stored on a server?
Not in this prototype. Uploads are converted to a data URL and kept in your browser's local storage, which is why the board looks empty on another device.